May 2013
vibesflint:
if i sing around you i am 150% comfortable with you because i fucking hate my singing voice
“Remember, life is a journey. If you got everything you wanted all at once...”
– Jackson Kiddard (via onlinecounsellingcollege)
I'm sick and tired of double standards
devin-distortion:
Like why do women “have” to shave their legs, maybe they like being natural and don’t want to shave, but society calls that “gross” and “uncivilized”
And why must men have hair on their legs, maybe some of us like having smooth legs and not hairy, but society calls that “gay” and “not masculine”
Well you know what, fuck you society. I’m tired of the bullshit you make for...
“The fact that I’m silent doesn’t mean I have nothing to say.”
– Jonathan Carroll (via fra-gility)
send me a number
1: i'd fuck u hard over a table
“I think the big mistake in schools is trying to teach children anything, and by...”
– Stanley Kubrick (via prahkalasalives)
“I love unmade beds. I love when people are drunk and crying and cannot be...”
– Unknown (via dirrtyflowerchild)
wheniswarped:
-annoying:
you can totally tell when someone has a tumblr just by looking at them or hearing the way they talk
it’s like a different race or something
But there’s people who have a tumblr and then there’s people who have a tumblr.
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Well today fucking sucks.
someone online: *calls me cute*
me: *surprised*
me: *wiggles awkwardly*
me: *pulls hoodie drawstrings*
me: *scrunches into down comforter*
me: *blushes for ten minutes*
me: *peeks out*
me: no u
But it's better if you do.: Self Love: A List I've... →
beccabae:
- Happiness is not cookie cutter. One person’s heaven will be somebody else’s personal hell, and vise versa. - Question negative thoughts that you’ve inherently been brought up to believe are correct. What makes it such a negative thing? Is it really a negative thing to you? - It is okay to…
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This is fantastic
I had two job interviews last week, one of which was a second interview where I was basically guaranteed the job. My phone broke and I have no money to buy a new one so I have no idea if either of those jobs called.
wearetherebirth:
The minute some subpar guy asks you for nudes so he can “compliment” you is the minute you projectile vomit on him and walk away.
inseptica:
shout out to girls with harsh voices and boys with fat thighs and to people who dont like a tv show but will still watch it with a good attitude if their friend wants to watch it and shout out to people who only rarely talk to their pets in baby voices and also to people who laugh at their own jokes and people who draw angry eyebrows on billboards i love you all
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Because it's Tuesday
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psilentasincjelli:
If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and...
blondewavyhair:
Not knowing where you stand with someone is one of the most frustrating things ever
Cuddle buddy application
forever-a-bunn:
Name: Age: Gender: Big/little spoon: Favorite movie: Favorite band: Are kisses allowed: Are pants required: When are you available for cuddles: My place or yours:
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So much time is spent waiting. Today I spent 15 minutes waiting for myself to get out of bed, 1 minute for my tea in the microwave, 5 minutes for my friends, 30 minutes for my professor to start class, 20 minutes for the bus. There’s only 24 hours in a day but so much of it is wasted in preparation for things that aren’t even all that great.
